Portmanteau, socialising and lol replaced laughter . . .

Hey,

Blogging is back in fashion. Well in my little world it is anyway. Got a bit emo and left it for a while at the risk of sounding like a Squirrell on narcotics, repetitively annoying and something that no one needs to hear or be around.

i just feel the need to reflect. this weekend has been awesome. I mean awesome. If you don't think a party, a night out, a 12 hour pyjama party with squash interlude and an 8 hour pub crawl involving a lofty number of 1 pubs sounds fun then you are not human. Nor dancer. (Pet peeve, you can intellectualise it all you want, but that lyric is simply, shit) This doesn't even mention pimping our friend on chat roulette, seeing 2 of your best mates but also 2 hairy guys dance semi naked for boobs, the funniest drunken walk up a drive and the fact that i slept in my car for several hours and an epic overuse of the actual word lol to replace any of my emotion.

And yes that is the point it has got to. Amongst the hilarity that this weekend has been, amongst the epic banter and self banter I have found my self actually using the word LOL. said completely dead pan, when inside i am amused, quite heartily at times. I am worried. Does this mean in 6 months time i will be saying ROFL with no movement or emotion either. Does it evolve like a disease? In 2 years will i be saying the next internet phrase instead of talking. I'm wondering whether this all started when my friendship group adopted STFU as an acceptable form of insult to prevent further banter. But at least that is said with purpose and emotion. I caught myself on several occasions genuinely saying lol. I am an educated person with opinions and reasoned arguments about things that matter. I almost disgust myself when i analyse this. But at the same time i don't care.

I AM THAT LAZY. I enjoy the fact i can sum up my emotions so quickly. It leaves more time for the pursuit of hilarity and drunkeness. I like the fact there are 2 sides of me, the one that can engage in an in depth discussion of the state of UK politics and the role charities play in todays societies and their failings, and the other that wants to make some random guy online think he's going to see hot boobs and get a face full of yours trulies hairy man tits instead. And lol sums that up for me. Along with STFU. and any other acronym that makes my life easier. It bypasses my brains need to contemplate and well . . . work, and just lets me have fun.

And I am having fun. I'd be having a lot more fun if it weren't for Sue though. So this goes out to you. STFU Sue. LOL.

Take it easy.